Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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