Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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