I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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