whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
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