im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The uberlube is also flammable
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
