I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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