no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Are we in a gay sports bar?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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