Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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(801): View more from Utah

We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."

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(229): View more from Georgia

It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?

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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.

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(845): View more from New York

Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'

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(563): View more from Iowa

Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch

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