Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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