lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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