She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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