Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We are two peas in an std pod
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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