Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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