I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
