chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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