Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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