Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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