I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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