i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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