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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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