id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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