Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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