just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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