Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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