I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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