I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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