i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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