I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
