i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
you never un-have a 4some
His nipple licking is glorious
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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