So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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