I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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