if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I want to walk on stilts...naked
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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