Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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