i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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