He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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