maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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