What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Life is so much better after having sex.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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