If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
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