After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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