I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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