Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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