I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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