She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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