so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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