PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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