what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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