This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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