Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Come on in and take your pants off
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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