How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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