i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
