How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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