No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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