Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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