I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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