ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
My liver is preforming stress tests.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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