oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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